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By Jove, I think he's gotit!
In fact, I know he has. Despite all my efforts, the helpmeet has the crud.
I really tried.
Probably I shouldn't have peeled his orange for him.
Anyway, now he's sweating and chilling and taking all the meds he deems necessary...which, of course, are not the ones I took.
So, we now have the beginnings of our own pharmacy, in the privacy of our home.
He's out and about, infecting the general populace.
So, if you hear of NNY falling to the mysterious "Common Cold", be aware that it started here.
(Just don't tell the health department....)